bruce's EvilTwin IS the voice inside your head that you normally keep quiet...restrained and fettered...

sooner or later i will piss you off...
consider this an apology in advance.

no.
fuck that.

get over it!

see something stupid?

need an objective, non politcally correct answer?


email me at.... askevilbruce@gmail.com

don't be fucktarded

follow me or not...fuck it...i don't care..your loss...

don't be a fucktard...

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

i'm back!

cuz I fuckin can be!

i am thinkin i am lucky to be alive, what with all the terrible weather that was headin' our way.

remember when we had to live by our wits and did not have a goddam weatherman squakin at us every five minutes?

tellin' us how bad it was gonna be?

and we actually lived life, unknowingly at deaths door from the biggest fuckin storm of the century that was coming our way? and survived?

notice I did not use weatherperson?
no offense to my female friends, but...

i am tired of political correct labels...
cuz they are still fucking labels!

so. fuckin. tired.

remember when we did not have a supercomputer in our pocket/ hand/ on the fuckin table...that we looked at every fuckin five seconds?

playin with it like all the fuckin time?

if i grabbed my dick as much as i grab my fuckin phone, i would prolly be accused of being a pervert...

if someone else grabbed my dick as much as i grab my fuckin phone, i would be a happy camper!

fuckity fuck fuck!

turn off and turn on to actually being there...
i know you can't...
go back...
to the future or the past...

but i can't wait until i retire and turn the damn thing off for good...

except when i wanna play bejeweled...or take a pic of my dog...

still available at an icloud near you...
celebrity porn...

if you did get hacked...
why the fuck do you have nudes of yourself?
hey guess what?
don't fuckin take nakkid pics of yourself and the world will never see em!

i didn't have any of my selfie porn hacked from the cloud...
oh, yeah... all those many hours of nudy-selfies...
remember you can't un-see some shit, so fuckin watch at your own risk...
CUZ I DID NOT HAVE ANY TO FUCKIN HACK!

don't send pics of your dick
don't fuckin do it.
i know it sounds like a good idea...
not really, but...
don't send pics of your junk and you will have one less thing to worry about.

boobs are meant to share
that's why they are a pair
do'en wanna show 'em?
do'en wanna know em?
seriously? c'mon...
keep your goddamn shirt on!
i do'en feel no pity
mebbe that is shitty
whiney-ass look-at-me's
aka, celebrities,
bitchin' about their privacy
but wan' everyone to see me
but da fuck?
fuck a duck?
shoulda never took it
an' no one can look it
your nudies don't be hacked
wit your shirt on your back
and your knickers
off your shit kickers...

...i'm out...

BET in 2016
really?
what have you got to lose?
i can fuck that shit up with the best of them!





5 comments:

  1. Boobies
    Once you've seen one you...want to see them all!
    Welcome back!

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  2. Welcome back!

    - Written from my supercomputer

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  3. No nudie pics on my supercomputer. Not even in the name of art.
    Although if someone hacks my cloud, I wouldn't mind if they let me know where the hell it is and what is actually in it..apparently U2..so I am told

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  4. I knew there was a god… cause he made you come back… oh yeah! Fuckity fuck fuck! How I've missed you! And what a great post - no pervy pics of me… not then, not now, not ever!

    Did you know that your blog is 3D all the blue stuff sticks out and looks 3D - too cool! Could be the Bombay talking… or not! :P

    How'd I miss this post anyway… don't I have you on my blogroll, really, don't I… well I'll be fixing that damn quick…

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  5. PROCEED AT THY OWN RISK:

    Greetings, earthling. Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, catch-22-excitotoxins, cogently-ironic-metaphors, guhroovaliciousnessly-delicious-endorphin-rush, pleasure-beyond-measure, UltraIdyllic, FirepowerAddiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-some-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE WIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES …with eXtra eXciting eXtroverts!!! Puh-leeeze meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, dood…

    PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
    -Our Lord to Saint Gertrude

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