i am thinkin i am lucky to be alive, what with all the terrible weather that was headin' our way.
remember when we had to live by our wits and did not have a goddam weatherman squakin at us every five minutes?
tellin' us how bad it was gonna be?
and we actually lived life, unknowingly at deaths door from the biggest fuckin storm of the century that was coming our way? and survived?
notice I did not use weatherperson?
no offense to my female friends, but...
i am tired of political correct labels...
cuz they are still fucking labels!
so. fuckin. tired.
remember when we did not have a supercomputer in our pocket/ hand/ on the fuckin table...that we looked at every fuckin five seconds?
playin with it like all the fuckin time?
if i grabbed my dick as much as i grab my fuckin phone, i would prolly be accused of being a pervert...
if someone else grabbed my dick as much as i grab my fuckin phone, i would be a happy camper!
fuckity fuck fuck!
turn off and turn on to actually being there...
i know you can't...
go back...
to the future or the past...
but i can't wait until i retire and turn the damn thing off for good...
except when i wanna play bejeweled...or take a pic of my dog...
still available at an icloud near you...
celebrity porn...
if you did get hacked...
why the fuck do you have nudes of yourself?
hey guess what?
don't fuckin take nakkid pics of yourself and the world will never see em!
i didn't have any of my selfie porn hacked from the cloud...
oh, yeah... all those many hours of nudy-selfies...
CUZ I DID NOT HAVE ANY TO FUCKIN HACK!
don't send pics of your dick
don't fuckin do it.
i know it sounds like a good idea...
not really, but...
don't send pics of your junk and you will have one less thing to worry about.
boobs are meant to share
that's why they are a pair
do'en wanna show 'em?
do'en wanna know em?
seriously? c'mon...
keep your goddamn shirt on!
i do'en feel no pity
mebbe that is shitty
whiney-ass look-at-me's
aka, celebrities,
bitchin' about their privacy
but wan' everyone to see me
but da fuck?
fuck a duck?
shoulda never took it
an' no one can look it
your nudies don't be hacked
wit your shirt on your back
and your knickers
off your shit kickers...
...i'm out...
BET in 2016
really?
what have you got to lose?
i can fuck that shit up with the best of them!
